I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
birth control should be required to get into college
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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