I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Terrible idea I love it
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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