Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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