3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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