She went from zero to smokin in five shots
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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