So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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