so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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