i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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