Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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