before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
