We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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