she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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