What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
The adults are the big ones right?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Randomize
