It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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