She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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