Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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