Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Randomize
