and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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