dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
