i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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