Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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