Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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