The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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