It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
