Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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