we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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