Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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