I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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