you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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