**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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