"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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