Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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