I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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