yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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