just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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