proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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