marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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