do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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