They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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