my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I just found a bag of teeth...
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I have fence marks all over my body
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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