After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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