Don't make out with my wife yet
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Randomize
