Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
