its not stalking. its research.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize