"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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