Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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