No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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