It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
jump out the window naked night went bad
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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