Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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