You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
So. Much. Porn.
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