When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
