I need help removing her.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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