i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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