So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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