So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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